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$20 Boogers

Twenty dollar boogers, I just gotta laugh, twenty dollar boogers cut my paycheck in half.
I was doin Porsche lines, I was doin just fine. You know I laid out quite a bit, that’s why I’m always behind.
Twenty dollar boogers, I just gotta laugh, twenty dollar boogers cut my paycheck in half.
Solo
Twenty dollar boogers, I just gotta laugh, twenty dollar boogers cut my paycheck in half.
Wake up in the morning, take a little sniff, make a big fat line from last night’s whiff
It don’t respect you in the morning, it makes you feel sick, I think I better snort the rest of mine real quick
Twenty dollar boogers, I just gotta laugh, twenty dollar boogers cut my paycheck in half.
Twenty dollar boogers, I just gotta laugh, twenty dollar boogers it’s sad.

Couch Surfin

Shoot the tube a nice cold beer, where’s the t.v. guide tell me what’s on dear
It’s gonna be a night of surfin fun surf all day and nothing gets done
We’ll be couch surfin till the tube wears out, we never get up we never go out
Flip a coin see who let’s out the dog, we don’t work and we sure don’t jog
I’d go and get a job but I love Lucy, I’d rather sit here with something juicy
I’ll be couch surfin with my girl, I’ve never seen the ocean so I can’t shoot the curl
SOLO
Come in the door and go to the couch, when I’m tandem surfin well I’m no slouch
I’d go and get a job but I love Lucy, I’d rather sit here with something juicy
I’ll be couch surfin with my girl, I’ve never seen the ocean so I can’t shoot the curl
I got an old couch beat up and old, It’s no bad but it smells like mold
Reach in the back and pull out some gum, I said look out people cause here I come
I’ll be couch surfin till the tube wears out, we never get up we never go out
SOLO
Ending

Die Die Die

Watch what you say, watch what you do, everytime you turn around, they might be watching you
Duck into a corner, don’t talk on the phone, cause even when you’re by yourself you know you’re not alone
Whisper Whisper keep your voice down, the ears have walls and the eyes have ears you will
Die die die die eat lead, die die die die yes you’re gonna
die die die die gonna be dead die die die die
Where are you goin why don’t you turn round, well it’s a quick trip to the country but you can’t come back to town.
It all looks so nice on the way out, just don’t you look behind you it will make you wanna shout
Whisper Whisper keep your voice down, the ears have walls and the eyes have ears you will
Die die die die eat lead, die die die die yes you’re gonna
die die die die gonna be dead die die die die

SOLO

Whisper Whisper keep your voice down, the ears have walls and the eyes have ears you will
Die die die die eat lead, die die die die yes you’re gonna
die die die die gonna be dead die die die die
Where are you goin why don’t you turn round, well it’s a quick trip to the country but you can’t come back to town.
Take a little break ooh don’t your head ache,well how much more can one poor body take
Whisper Whisper keep your voice down, the ears have walls and the eyes have ears you will
Die die die die eat lead, die die die die yes you’re gonna
die die die die gonna be dead die die die die
die die die die die die die die die die die die

737

Go for a vacation to try to get warm, you end up in the Potomac in a snow storm
I bought you a bikini just to wear on the beach, now your under ice and you’re way beyond reach. Because of..
7-3-7, air Florida, 7-3-7. Flight ninety,7-3-7 air Florida
7-3-7,now de-parting
The pilot wants convertibles all to himself, now he’s got fifteen he made by himself
Ready for take off forgot to de-ice, you know the rest of the story and it’s not very nice. Because of..
7-3-7, watch your head, 7-3-7. Oh my God,7-3-7 let’s play bridge 7-3-7, my new car
Solo & change
7-3-7, watch your head, 7-3-7 we’re comin’ down fast 7-3-7, oh no 7-3-7
Go for a vacation to try to get warm, you end up in the Potomac in a snow storm
I bought you a bikini just to wear on the beach, now your under ice and you’re way beyond reach. Because of..
7-3-7, air Florida, 7-3-7. Flight ninety,7-3-7 air Florida
7-3-7,now de-parting
7-3-7 7-3-7 7-3-7 7-3-7
end

Bill .08

I was okay yesterday now I’m not so sure, I was never really right, I was never really pure
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Down in the dirt lookin up at my soul, all I see is dark at the end of a hole
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
I was okay yesterday now I’m not so sure, I was never really right, I was never really pure
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Down in the dirt lookin up at my soul, all I see is dark at the end of a hole
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Wrap it around the tree, my boxter and me
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine,
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine

Burnin’ Shark

I got a real tough car and a real tough girl, but I ain’t no mechanic and I can’t change a wheel.
I met her on the beach when the lights were getting low, then we jump in my camaro and away we go.
Workin at the station only pumpin gas, I gotta learn about them engines or I’m out on my ass
I dream about her while I change the oil, I love her madly and she makes me insane yeah
Cruisin down the turnpike in the dark, and I’m on fire like.. a burnin shark, a burnin shark
It was dark on the street I was with my little girl, we’d been dancing at the tavern when I said to her
oh darling I love you won’t you be mine, she turned to me and said with her eyes all ashine
I’ll be yours till the very last dime, cause I’m on fire like..a burnin shark, a burnin shark.
SOLO
Cruisin down the turnpike in the dark, and I’m on fire like.. a burnin shark, a burnin shark
I got a real tough car and a real tough girl, but I ain’t no mechanic and I can’t change a wheel.
I met her on the beach when the lights were getting low, then we jump in my camaro and away we go.
Cruisin down the turnpike in the dark, and I’m on fire like..a burnin shark, a burnin shark a burnin shark
a burnin shark a burnin shark a burnin shark a burnin shark burn it
END

Not Guilty

It was late in the afternight, I was on my way home
I drove around the long way, I had to be alone
Stopped on the side of the road felt the need to piss
They came outta the bushes with flashlights all I could say was this

I’m not guilt.I’m not guilty

It was late on another night I was on my way home
I had to stop at the Jiffy Mart for a bagel dog
Got outta my car all I heard was don’t you move
It was a cop with a gun and I thought this is just not cool

I said I’m not guilty I’m not guilty

Never Knew You

Oh baby, why can’t you say it’s so,
you know I love you and I can’t let go
Why don’t ya stop your standin by the door,
come back in I’ll try to love you some more
I know you don’t believe in me,
you’ll just have to trust me can’t you see.
I just wanna get maybe half a chance,
to try and make this a love that will last

I wish you loved me, I wish you weren’t gone
I never knew you, never knew what went wrong

Oh honey get off that fence,
the grass ain’t greener the color’s just intense
I know I need you why is it you can’t see,
I wish you loved me then I wouldn’t have to plea
You know our love was just around the bend,
but you didn’t get the message that I sent
And every night when I go to bed alone,
I wish you loved me I wish you weren’t gone
I wish you loved me, I wish you weren’t gone
I never knew you, never knew what went wrong
Up then solo
And every day when light fades to dark,
I think of you and how I missed the mark
So you’re gone your out of my life,
well how come all I do is sit and cry, cry, cry yeah
I wish that we had never met at all,
cause then you couldn’t make me feel so small

I wish you loved me, I wish you weren’t gone
I never knew you, never knew what went wrong X 2

Mercy Beaucoup

When I’m alone all by myself, I’m just fine all by myself
Then you call me on the telephone and remind me I’m all alone
Mercy mercy beaucoup, all the crazy shit you do
Mercy mercy beaucoup, all the hell you put me through
When you talk dirty on the phone that’s when I know I’m all alone
If you could just slow down enough, maybe I could keep up with all your stuff
So don’t forget that I’m all alone and you can call me on the telephone
I got a need for you’ I gotta feed on you
Take me in your arms, melt me with your touch
Take me in your world, even though it’s too much
When you talk dirty on the phone that’s when I know I’m all alone
If you could just slow down enough, maybe I could keep up with all your stuff
SOLO then bass drum break
When I’m alone all by myself, I’m just fine all by myself
Then you call me on the telephone and remind me I’m all alone
Mercy mercy beaucoup, all the crazy shit you do
Mercy mercy beaucoup, all the hell you put me through
Mercy mercy beaucoup Mercy mercy beaucoup
Mercy mercy beaucoup Mercy mercy beaucoup

Jim Jones

(jungle noise)
It’s not too late to talk about Jim Jones, it’s been a few years and his followers are bones
It’s not too late to talk about cool aid, it’s been a few years and the mem mem mem mmmory fades.
Congressman Ryan, and some others were tryin, to see what went down in Jonestown
While some were flyin nine hundred were dyin, Jim Jones his followers and congressman Ryan
Chorus
There were bloated bodies lyin in the sun, the marines who cleaned up said it wasn’t fun.
It’s all overgrown now, Jonestown Guyana what went down there was all bananas (jungle noise etc.)
Chorus
Congressman Ryan, and some others were tryin, to see what went down in Jonestown
While some were flyin nine hundred were dyin, Jim Jones his followers and congressman Ryan
(jungle noise etc.)

Homewrecker

Well everything was fine just for a while, we got married and I had to smile
We built a little house just you and me, filled it with furniture one..two..three
Then I don’t know what happened you suddenly changed, you filed for divorce and I became rearranged
You put in them papers and you left town, what else could I do but tear the house down
Went out and got me a permit (a homewrecking card),rented a cat to drive through the yard
It was all legal it all felt so good, and now that it’s done come get your share of wood
I’m gonna tear down the house(tear down the house) I’m gonna take that cat and pounce (take that cat and pounce)
If you leave me now you’ll have nothing left (nothing left), neither will I but what the heck.
Well I was doin’ allright and the deed was done, nothing but rubble and boy was it fun
Then these guys from the news started givin me shit they said, why did ya do it and they laughed just a bit
Well I became angry and scuffled about, I knocked the guy down he said hey mellow out
So I told em to go just leave me alone, get outta my face and go back to your home because
CHORUS then SOLO
Well everything was fine just for a while, we got married and I had to smile
We built a little house just you and me, filled it with furniture one..two..three
Then I don’t know what happened you suddenly changed, you filed for divorce and I became rearranged
You put in them papers and you left town, what else could I do but tear the house down
CHORUS then Homewrecker Homewrecker Homewrecker etc.

It’s Cold

It’s so cold I can’t feel my fingertips, and it’s so cold I always lick my lips
Yesterday I broke a digit, but it’s so cold that I can’t feel it
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
In my car I’m sticking to the wheel, my hands are on but I cannot feel
When I go out for a walk, I walk an icecube it’s my dog
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold

It’s icy out and I can’t drive well I just want to stay alive
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
Drinking beer on Friday night, and it comes out like chunks of ice
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
It’s icy out and then it’s not, my nose is full of freezing snot
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
When I go out for a walk, I walk an icecube it’s my dog
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
Chorus
Solo-short
Chorus
In my car I’m sticking to the wheel, my hands are on but I cannot feel
When I go out for a walk, I walk an icecube it’s my dog
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold It’s cold, It’s cold, It’s cold
END

I on You

I on U
I know where you been, you’ve been out with him
Out there on the town, always messin round
I only want you, so won’t you want me too
Why you gotta be so bad, you’re the best girl that I’ve had

I got my…I on U… I got my…I on U… I got my…I on U… I got my…I on U…

I want you so bad, want you in my life
Want you here with me, want you be my wife

I got my…I on U… I got my…I on U… I got my…I on U… I got my…I on U…
Break w/guitar then solo
I know where you been, you’ve been out with him
Out there on the town, always messin round

Oooooooooooooooooo,Oooooo,Oooooooooo
Break w/guitar, then solo, then out

Oh No

I called up this guy and asked him for work, he said get a job and don’t be a jerk
Okay make it Monday, nine in the morning I said no way I said
Ooh no, no, no I’m singin Ooh no oo no
I’m singin o..no..oh noo , o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo
I saw this little girl walkin down the street , I said ooh-wee baby now that looks sweet.
Pull up to the curb say come on baby let’s go, she told me
Ooh no oo no
She said o..no..oh noo , o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo
SOLO
I called up this guy and asked him for work, he said get a job and don’t be a jerk
Okay make it Monday, nine in the morning I said no way I said
Ooh no, no, no I’m singin Ooh no oo no
I’m singin o..no..oh noo , o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo
I saw this little girl walkin down the street , I said ooh-wee baby now that looks sweet.
Pull up to the curb say come on baby let’s go, she told me
Ooh no oo no
She said o..no..oh noo , o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo, o..no..oh noo

Grenada

Jump in the car let’s go for a ride, let’s go down and see a parade
Down on an island they call grenada hot spot in the sun, we’ll go there todaya
It’s a big four seater with lots of room, ten thousand foot runway for plenty of zoom
Come see this thing and don’t delay, come see this thing it will blow you away
What we need is an island to drive on, grenayda grenada try one ya oughta
Rasta vibration the shock of the shells, drivin my Granada I can hardly tell
Let’s go down and smoke a few spliffs, we’ll throw grenades and pull the pins with our teeth
While we’re there no don’t you don’t you parade us, it’s a short hop over to nice Barbados
Go on the street you might get shot, I’ll take my grenada somewhere else thanks a lot
What we need is an island to drive on, grenayda grenada try one ya oughta
What we need is an island to drive on, grenayda grenada try one ya oughta
Jump in the car let’s go for a ride, let’s go down and see a parade
Down on an island they call grenada hot spot in the sun, we’ll go there todaya
It’s a big four seater with lots of room, ten thousand foot runway for plenty of zoom
Come see this thing and don’t delay, come see this thing it will blow you away
What we need is an island to drive on, grenayda grenada try one ya oughta
What we need, What we need, What we need

F.I.A.

Went to Suzy’s house just to have a little party
Grab the vodka and kalhua and let’s get started
There’ll be fun for all when we’re all loaded
I don’ remember what happened
Folks in action( Folks in action) Folks in action ( Folks in action) yeah
Bruce is sittin there with no underwear, givin em a chance to grab and stare
Pete is in heat in the bathroom with a treat and hi girl’s outside the door with a blunt contraption
Folks in action( Folks in action) Folks in action ( Folks in action) yeah
Piisin off the deck and the girls come out to check, they be real nice and start rubbin my Jackson
The party was a gas pour another glass, jump up and down, is this what they call dancin’
Folks in action( Folks in action) Folks in action ( Folks in action) yeah

Elephant Song

Elephant’s are big, got a long trunk. Walk with a sway, eat some junk
Live in the desert, live in the jungle. Walk real tall, above all the trouble
Singin woah oh oh oooh oh
They big and grey, eat all day. Stomp you out fore you can run way
Bellow like a trumpet, stomp along, this here is the elephant song.
Singin woah oh oh oooh oh

Don’t Need You

She must be out with her new boyfriend, she wasn’t home when I called again
She broke my heart with a butcher knife, to think you almost was my wife
You don’t need me so why should I need you, I’ll chop you up and make a real fine stew
You dropped them bricks from straight above, now all that’s left is a crumpled love
Though we had a real good thing, now you’re causin me to sing
A song of passion and despair, I always call you’re not there
I hate you I love you, I don’t know what, I think I guess ya know for sure
SOLO
I hate you I love you, I don’t know what, I think I guess ya know for sure
When I call you up they say wrong number, well I know better cause I ain’t that dumba
You broke my heart with a butcher knife, to think you almost was my wife
You don’t need me so why should I need you, I’ll chop you up and make a real fine stew
I hate you I love you, I don’t know what, I think I guess ya know for sure
SOLO

Trouble

You got no money you got no time, took so many wrong turns I ain’t lyin
Lefts and rights bumps and curves, mental masturbation then a couple more curves

Bad choices bad drugs, you ain’t got nothing to say
Bad wives sad love, you ain’t got nothing to say

You choose your life choose your friends
There ain’t nothing really left in the end
choose your friends You choose your life
no one here gets out alive
Chorus

Teen Anthem

I wanna go quick a ball of flame, I wanna go quick no there ain’t no shame
When nothings left then so what, I won’t need you no more you slimy fuckin cunt
I wanna go quick I wanna die fast I wanna die young I don’t want my life to last
I need to go quick just gimme a blast said it’s a fucked day and it just might be my last
We’ll all be gone someday soon, so take a flying fuck at the silvery moon.
I wanna go quick I wanna die fast I wanna die young I don’t want my life to last
Or I’ll go in my sleep ya never know, but if I’m asleep then it can go so slow
We’ll all be gone someday soon, give it all right up in just one little tune
Chorus x 2
SOLO
Chorus x 2
Don’t give me your lip your smug new reply, I really don’t care cause soon we will all die
I’ll take what there is and I’ll be fried, but I just won’t know if I’m dead bona fide
Chorus x 2
SOLO with stoppy

Stop

There used to be time there used to be space, to do all the things I wanted to do
I used to run around I used to be a fun guy, well I don’t know what happened I don’t know when
There ain’t no time to think, there ain’t no time to lose
Instr.
Faster, Faster, Faster%u2026.stop Faster, Faster, Faster%u2026.stop
Faster, Faster Faster%u2026.stop Faster, Faster Faster
SOLO
Now I’m running everyday every second must be played
Like a rat in a maze without the brains to get out
It used to be a long way away, now the light’s so bright I squint the whole day
Life’s closing in, life’s running down, I can’t keep up I can’t slow down
Life’s closing in, life’s running down, I can’t keep up I can’t slow down
Faster, Faster stop Faster, Faster stop Faster, Faster stop
Faster, Faster stop

Seasonal Changes

What has happened to my world, it seems that only trouble has unfurled
I’ve tried to fight, tried to reason, but nothings right in any season
Winter spring summer or fall there ain’t no one else left to call
Winter spring summer or fall there ain’t no one else left to call
You’re all that’s left, don’t fade away, I’ll do anything to make you stay
I’ll stay with you and make you happy, stay here and you won’t be sad
Winter spring summer or fall there ain’t no one else left to call
Winter spring summer or fall there ain’t no one else left to call

Rant and Rave

You could do something but you’d rather get revenge.
You could stay home and stay away from me.
I just don’t understand what makes you feel so mad, hearin you scream at me it makes me feel so bad.
Pick up your shoes, pull down your socks
Put on a snarl and be as soft as rocks
I just don’t understand what makes you feel so mad, hearin you scream at me it makes me feel so bad.
Well you rant and rave about nearly everything, said you rant and rave and it makes me wanna scream
Why don’t you listen to some advice, kick off your shoes and maybe you’ll feel nice.
Throw off your troubles throw down your arms, cause I know that somewhere down there you have got some charms
Chorus
Rant and rave, Rant and rave, Rant and rave, Rant and rave
Solo
Chorus
It doesn’t matter if you haven’t washed the dishes, and it don’t matter if you haven’t fed your fishes.
All you got to do is loosen up your wall, just pull a little brick out, and soon the rest will fall
Chorus
Rant and rave, Rant and rave, Rant and rave, Rant and rave
Etc. then out

Undertow

I am caught in an undertow I was just a surfin now here I go
I know I’m too young to die, they said it would be easy so I gave it a try
And now I am stuck I’m drifting out, no one on the land can hear me shout
Because I am caught in an undertow, I don’t wanna die now don’t ya know
Caught in the undertow they’ll never find my body when the undertow is done
Caught in the undertow the crabs will eat my eyeballs when the undertow is done
Sharks to talk to where’s the beach, now I guess I’m out of reach
My surf board’s hard to hold I can’t hang on, I knew I would die all along
Cause of the undertow they’ll never find my body when the undertow is done
Caught in the undertow the crabs will eat my eyeballs when the undertow is done
Undertow, undertow, undertow, undertow
SHORT SOLO
I am caught in an undertow I was just a surfin now here I go
I know I’m too young to die, they said it would be easy so I gave it a try
And now I am stuck I’m drifting out, no one on the land can hear me shout
Undertow, undertow, undertow, undertow